The ferry leaves Kamal heading for Surabaya, and Mr Pumpy leaves his body heading for Alpha Centauri.

As you can see, the ferry is modern and clean, and the trip takes only 20 minutes. Leaving quiet Madura, however, and arriving in Surabaya is a cultural shock of the first order.

Like many 'abductees', Mr Pumpy experiences residual abduction effects, such as spontaneous 'out of body' experiences, heightened psychic awareness and increased libido. Most of this isn't a problem unless we're in Bangkok together.